nutritious load

i found this in my environmental science book. you can use it as another name for sperm. it is so funny.

ok, now its time for you to consume this nutritious load. it will help you grow.

by cia_mrx March 14, 2007

Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.

Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."

by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011

Phantom Load

The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.

"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."

by Neologian-PJG August 26, 2013

monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.

Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.

by shooter magee July 22, 2016

Key load

An amount of cocaine (or any other drug) that can be measured by loading up a key (see: key bump).

“Yo guess how much coke I did last night? I did a whole key load!”

Meant to be used as a pun making your friends hear that you did a “whole kilo of coke”

by WordyWhitney April 24, 2020

Muzzle-load

When you pour coca cola into a girl's vagina or ass hole, drop in a few mentos, immediately stuff a racket ball or ping pong ball into the hole and see how far it can shoot out.

Let's muzzle-load the women at the party and see which one can shoot the ball the farthest

by house host August 14, 2021

sprack a load

Yet another term for ejaculating, but only when you do it on, rather than in, someone.

"Jenna is so dirty. I spracked a load all over her face and she loved it."

"June's a prude. Maybe if I sprack a load in her face I can get her to break up with me."

by LuvMyRedDog December 18, 2008