The Lizard

Depending on his mood, this creature can be big or small; public or private. He will come out of his cage and play when he is in a state of elation; and when depressed, he tends to stay hidden from the outside world. He doesn't always have to be depressed in order to hide; sometimes he just wants to be by himself and "hang out", so to speak. Sometimes he needs to be "private" - having not the urge, nor the desire, to be looked at, touched, kissed, have his picture taken, shake hands with Hillary Clinton, etc. The Lizard has been in many different places; generally wet areas. He often finds himself in "canals" of some sort, and in "mouths" of rivers. This tends to happen when The Lizard (or "Thick Lizzy" as he is nicknamed),has been drinking too much alcohol. The Lizard always wears a protective suit, however, when he swims in impure waters. Sometimes he just wants to put his feet in the water, without going all the way in...but most times, he thrusts right into the water and hits the ocean floor! In any event, Thick Lizzy is sure to get suited up...and that "suits" him just fine. (No pun intended).

Like many other creatures, The Lizard enjoys being petted - by women.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

lot lizard

prostitue at a truckstop who services the truckers

That lot lizard stinks!

by Jaque Mehoff January 5, 2007

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Very busy, "flat out"

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005

Green Lizard

A beverage made from one part green Nyquil and one part 7-Up or Sprite. Generally consumed by someone with an substance and / or alcohol abuse problem that is desperate for a fix when no real drugs or alcohol are available.

Ryan: "Do you not feel well, Stanley?"
Stanley: "Huh?"
Ryan: "You must not feel well if your buying Nyquil."
Stanley: "Nah, I have some 7-Up in the room, I am gonna mix me up a Green Lizard."

by RPH.. October 25, 2007

lot lizard

prostitute that works primarily in truck stops servicing long haul truckers for the most part.

this 24 hour diner is crawling with lot lizards tonight.

by rick weller jr. August 5, 2006

liza minnelli

a women who was extremely hot in 'cabaret'...but then did a fuckload of drugs and went crazy...which drove her to kicking her husband's ass.

wow...liza minnelli is a fucking ROCK STAR!!!

who would've known?!

by instant_retard February 6, 2005

Mexican Jew Lizard

An epiphet supposedly created online and popularized allegedly in WWII online games, alongside other nonsensical insults and racial slurs. Was spoken of specifically in a 2003 Penny Arcade strip concerning issues with WWII online group plays, and confirmed as being an actual insult from those days by Jerry Holkins in the creator commentary of the PA book Birds are Weird.

"What are you, some kind of Mexican Jew Lizard?"

by dungeonmaster11 July 7, 2009