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Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?
Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.
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Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?
Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.
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"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
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Michael Lentz (born 1964, Düren) is a German author, musician, and performer of experimental texts and sound poetry.1
He was the winner of the 2001 Ingeborg Bachmann Prize for his book Muttersterben. In May 2006 he was appointed professor at the University of Leipzig
He was the winner of the 2001 Ingeborg Bachmann Prize for his book Muttersterben. In May 2006 he was appointed professor at the University of Leipzig
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