lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 4, 2004

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

Lay The Sauce

Layin' The Sauce

How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?

Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix

Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?

by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018

lay a hump

to take part in sexual intercourse; to fuck.

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!

by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009

lay chili

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

Lay DD

Like ADD (attention deficit disorder), but the inablility to pay attention occurs in the bedroom instead of the classroom.

I was getting it on with the mrs. last night, but couldnt stop thinking about world of warcraft, damn lay DD...

by robhk888 November 26, 2007

Lay an Egg

to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.

Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)

by Jenkins! June 14, 2008