Ramy's Law

Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.

"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."

by gordo2dope November 15, 2004

Blake's law

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."

Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.

by Shattubatu May 5, 2012

Utegaard's Law

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

by NorthWoods January 18, 2008

dat law

A gettological phrase said from one brotha to anotha brotha who spittin facts so hard they begin to resemble legislation.

Brotha: “Bruhhhh , I ain’t need no hoe... But I sure could use a pair of trusty pliers to trim that darn hedge in my front yard.”

Anotha: “Dat law.”

by Gettological Scholar July 8, 2021

Rice's Law

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

by Bill Browne February 28, 2015

Jerrod's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

by Fasters May 6, 2020