Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me

by harry owen September 19, 2009

lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009

Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ May 7, 2018

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019