by Jjreichs January 11, 2014
Landon is a school for the less intelligent kids that play sports until they graduate at age 21. Commonly seen beating women because it is a rare experience for them at an all boys school where shower rape is a custom. Often travel in packs wearing vineyard vines shirts and yellow vans. At Landon school it is a custom to act hood even though your parents pay $40,000 for private school. At a school where nobody give a fuck about academics you can get away with anything if you play sports. As one of the more gay IAC schools it is necessary to play dirty and be a dick. Seeing how high your ego can get is a tradition for the Landon brown bears. While their uniforms may literally make them look like walking shits, do not be thrown off by these middle age men as they will beat up any girls in sight.
Girl : who is that douche 30 year old wearing all vineyard vines
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8
by Crabdaddy1818 May 08, 2018
A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.
Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019
the cutest couple around! they were friends at first and had some trouble finding eachother but now that there together nothing will tear them apart. they’re both attractive and funny. they often gaze at eachother in class and landon will try to impress katie. nobody can make them break up and they would never do anything to hurt eachother.
by urbandictionaryperson123 March 28, 2018
by Chloeroberts88 January 03, 2018
person who goes to preppy Landon where guys are short and ugly.
'brother school' to holton, man i feel bad for those girls.
'brother school' to holton, man i feel bad for those girls.
holton prep 1: You know that landon-guy i was dating?
holton prep 2: the one who was like a foot shorter than you?!?
holton prep 1: yeah. i caught him making out with some NCS girl, so I dumped him for a St. Albans guy.
holton prep 2: nice move.
holton prep 2: the one who was like a foot shorter than you?!?
holton prep 1: yeah. i caught him making out with some NCS girl, so I dumped him for a St. Albans guy.
holton prep 2: nice move.
by hot-holton-punk December 11, 2004
While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.
by Royce Landon November 12, 2007