Lan demon

A Consistent esports player that refuses to drop maps or carries their team out of a minor pro league

We lost every map cause of there anchor what a lan demon

by Ieatgreencrayons March 30, 2023

King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.

All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!

by LePost James May 10, 2023

LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

EQ lan

The act of making Brandi, Gabby, Whitney, and Carlene lust after their sexy husbands.

Brandi - I can’t believe the boys made out and then decided to setup an EQ LAN!
Whitney - Our husbands are so sexy!
Gabby - Right?
Carlene - right!

by Dougbug927 March 18, 2022

Kai-Lan

Kailan is a girl who’s compassionate. Her positivity is infectious, and she has a remarkable ability to make those around her feel valued.

Kai-Lan is so funny and like really nice and pretty and beautiful i should really become friends with her

by kaiiixm November 20, 2023

Lan

Lan is an abbreviation for the words Lame Ass Nigga. Everyone use this abbreviation. Make it go viral.

That dude is such a lan.

by Redrubyrose November 12, 2025