Kristy

The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe

"Kristy is such a goober"

by Goobers90 August 13, 2024

Kristy

A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old

Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old

by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025

Kusty

Kusty is slang for the word customer aka people who buy drugs from a drug dealer.

This kusty blowing up my phone he’s asking for a zip, imma go serve him.

by bick dick rick February 23, 2025

Kusty

Kusty is slang for the word customer aka people who buy drugs from a drug dealer.

This kusty is blowing up my phone he’s asking for a zip, imma go serve him.

by bick dick rick February 23, 2025

Klusty

Klusty means sorta dirty but in a funny cute way

Your room isn't dirty, it's just kinda klusty

by Vinnychan November 27, 2025

Klusty

Klusty means something dirty and messy but in a fun way

Your room isn’t dirty just kinda klusty

by Vinnychan November 27, 2025

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026