ketastrophy

a terrible situation which arose during the last round of ket wars.

the innys christmas bash did not go as smoothly as expected. many innys were violently sick on the "mo'dium" after a severe ketting. Many innys slipped and died from the resluting spew fest and panda'MO'diun which was said to be their finest hour. An infamous night referred to as the Ketastrophy

by outlander (no relation to zoolander) May 4, 2008

ketamatized

truly experianced after 5grams of Ketamine
See so many things

Watch lord of the rings its a must do. Best trips

Rob-"Craig were going into battle of middle earth"

Craig-" Dont worry just be prepared to fight but before we do that, i need another line get the gear out"

Rob-"Yeah safe, but im truly ketamatized atm"



Truly intense

by Mistah-G October 12, 2008

KETA

The KETA system is a dating pattern known for it's agressive progression centering around four rules/steps. The KETA System is an acronym for:

Keep track of whereabouts
Examine trash
Tap phone lines
AVO violation

"I'm going to blow up the KETA System on Suzie. That bitch wont know what hit her."

by Vlitz November 20, 2011

kneadsturbate

The act of a cat kneading soft objects for sexual gratification.

"Mmmm... you are a naughty blanket... yes you are..."

knock knock

"Don't come in! I'm trying to kneadsturbate!"

by thatkidmax April 16, 2012

kneading bread

When a person squeezes and massages breasts in a kneading bread type of movement.

I was kneading bread so hard it was ready to bake.

by Polina Dolta January 10, 2014

knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread

She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread

by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

kneaf

When someone says "knife" but says it in a kid accent

"Can you hand me that kneaf?"

by Pukiebro June 22, 2017