check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023

Six keg

When someone's abs aren't quite as cut as a six pack, but are more defined than a keg.

"He's not fat...you can see some abs there. He has a six keg."

by totoafrica February 21, 2017

Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.

by CoachDB October 28, 2011

Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.

"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."

by DareelJesus May 15, 2021

Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.

Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?

by Falling Elements January 23, 2018

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

Tapping the keg

Going first in a gangbang, akin to the initial opening of a beer keg.

"What's so funny?" "It's a picture of Kermit tapping the keg on Taylor Swift!"

by KhuntKhrusher January 30, 2024