Jort

Jort is the Netherlands term for "large photo gallery".

Hey you have small gallery, do you have anything jort?

Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?

Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.

Those pictures are way too jort!

by Ghettiguy September 5, 2011

Jertle

A person who looks like a jewish turtle due to their haircut.

His haircut makes him look like a complete Jertle. When ones hair its shaped like a yamika.

naish: Do you know that kid Ethan?
Danii: The one that looks like a Jertle?

by Naish May 28, 2008

joergen

n. colloq. (1)lazy bum - generally used for the stupidest lazy bum in a group of lazy bum (2)someone who falls into the tiny percentage of non good looking people in a country with a large number of good looking people

I can't believe he's such a joergen!

by haahaa August 7, 2007

joeray

Joeray is a lil bit who is often a pervert and likes to hit on family often a lil bitch

Is that joeray.... Eww yes

by 8578nana February 14, 2017

Jortle

Do get a boner after smelling someones fart.

My girlfriend wanted to jortle and I wasn`t that interested though.

by fackurmom August 25, 2010

Jortifyingly awesome

a word used by a bunch of kids with nothing better to do, sam nance

Sam Nance is jortifyingly awesome

by dakota lewis July 26, 2011

Jort

A very gay person who always likes to fuck other guys in their but.

That guy is a Jort man, yesterday he asked if he can butfuck me...

by Klaas Anker October 1, 2018