Assfuckshitt

the act of getting fucked in the ass while taking a shitt.

Dude look at his hair cut, thats some assfuckshitt.

by naish April 16, 2008

Jertle

A person who looks like a jewish turtle due to their haircut.

His haircut makes him look like a complete Jertle. When ones hair its shaped like a yamika.

naish: Do you know that kid Ethan?
Danii: The one that looks like a Jertle?

by Naish May 28, 2008