by Kornaxus January 13, 2020
Means "Too long; jacked off"
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"
When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
by Johng123 September 05, 2014
The one woman who I will always have on my mind no matter how much she might make me mad or hurt. She is that amazing and I will cherish the memories of when we were together, these days I just escape to another world where you are mine and that will have to do. I miss her so much. I'll always love her.
I swear Bobbi jo turns me into a 2 pump chump when she wants it from behind. I can love her for days, I miss you
by Robertplowedbobbi March 26, 2021
MY BEST FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. COOLEST PERSON EVER.THEY ARE SO COOL AND SCRUMDUMCHILEOUS. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL.
by Milflover666 June 26, 2021
An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 13, 2010
1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
by Joanna and Sami December 12, 2007