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tl;jo

Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
Me: Hey Come over
Her (2 hours later): Hey you still up?
Me: tl;jo
by Johng123 September 5, 2014
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teresa jo

A sweet, loveable bodacious babe who is beautiful from the inside out. She seems to make even the boring tasks of life or work into something fun and exciting. She knows a little or a lot about a lot of things and loves to work hard and feel accomplished. She loves to help others and loves to make others laugh. Don't mistake her kindness for being ignorant or stupid because that will hurt her feelings and tick her off. A awesome friend if you can be one to her. A loyal & loving girlfriend for life if you treat her like the special rarity diamond she is.
Stubborn, wild, sweet, simple yet extravigant, tough cookie, Loving and one of a kind.
by YourHeroSupero October 21, 2020
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Aby-Jo

Aby-Jo ; the greatest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She is often considered a godess in some religions. Her natural beauty and great personality is loved by everybody.
" Is that God's sister ?" No thats Aby-Jo"
by Zac Efronn October 14, 2012
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Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo, When a female has been giving her fella head in the car she then raised her head like a dinosaur from a scene from Jurassic Park, then claims to have lost a contact lens on the floor.
by Bluenose82 February 27, 2021
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Cheri Jo

Cheri Jo is a caring, energetic, hardworking, detail oriented beautiful person with a beautiful heart and magical soul. She’s a very loyal person who would always reach her hand out to someone if they felt like they were drowning. She has a aura that glows bright and a heart bigger than the world. She is a fighter, a survivor, and a warrior.
Her: I’m having such a bad day, Have you heard of Cheri Jo?

Him: Yes I have. Her story has inspired me. Reach out to her and she can help you too.

Her: Thanks I could really use some Cheri Jo in my life.
by Cheri Jo November 24, 2021
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damn it jo

When one is not receptive to said remark from john
John: when I was at uni...
Jo: duuuuhh yoou whhuut?
John: damn it Jo
by Massivehead January 27, 2014
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jo-johns

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.
by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008
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