by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
Get the The Jesusmug. The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. 
by Kacei October 28, 2008
Get the Jesusmug. 1. The single most imporant human being in eternity and human history. We even have our calenders dated according to his existance.
2. The Lion of the Tribe of Judah
3. The Rose of Sharon
4. The Bright and Morning Star
5. The Messiah
6. The Son of God and 2nd personality of the Holy Trinity
7. The Prince of Peace
8. The Great Shepard
9. The Lamb of God that takes aways the world's sin.
10.The Rock of Ages
His miraculous birth was predicted in the Bible centuries prior. His Virgin Birth in Bethlehem was predicted in Micah 5:2. Try reading it. He was a Jew, born around 3 B.C. during the height of the Roman Empire in a province called Judeah to the Virgin Mary in the village of Bethlehem under King Herrod. A few days after his birth, wisemen came from the East to see the Christ Child and presented him with gifts. A week after his birth, he was given the name Emmanuel and circumsized in the synagouge. Shortly after that, his Earthly Father Joseph took him and his mother Mary to Egypt to escape King Herrod's wrath and homicidal plot aginst Jesus and all newborn children under the age of two. The Bible doesnt give us much information between that time and when he was Baptized by John the Baptist at the age of 30.
His birth, death on the cross and resurrection just outside Jerusalem was predicted in the Bible Centuries prior, not just to 100% accurracy, but Jesus himself predicted his own brutal death and resurrection. He rose from the dead and PROVED he was who he claimed to be--the Son of God and that we have hope if we put our faith in him. This proves he is THE way, THE truth and THE life.
Jesus is currently up in heaven in his perfected, resurrected body preparing a place for all those who love him. He will return to the Earth to establish his Kingdom and his people will rule and reign with him through all of eternity.
2. The Lion of the Tribe of Judah
3. The Rose of Sharon
4. The Bright and Morning Star
5. The Messiah
6. The Son of God and 2nd personality of the Holy Trinity
7. The Prince of Peace
8. The Great Shepard
9. The Lamb of God that takes aways the world's sin.
10.The Rock of Ages
His miraculous birth was predicted in the Bible centuries prior. His Virgin Birth in Bethlehem was predicted in Micah 5:2. Try reading it. He was a Jew, born around 3 B.C. during the height of the Roman Empire in a province called Judeah to the Virgin Mary in the village of Bethlehem under King Herrod. A few days after his birth, wisemen came from the East to see the Christ Child and presented him with gifts. A week after his birth, he was given the name Emmanuel and circumsized in the synagouge. Shortly after that, his Earthly Father Joseph took him and his mother Mary to Egypt to escape King Herrod's wrath and homicidal plot aginst Jesus and all newborn children under the age of two. The Bible doesnt give us much information between that time and when he was Baptized by John the Baptist at the age of 30.
His birth, death on the cross and resurrection just outside Jerusalem was predicted in the Bible Centuries prior, not just to 100% accurracy, but Jesus himself predicted his own brutal death and resurrection. He rose from the dead and PROVED he was who he claimed to be--the Son of God and that we have hope if we put our faith in him. This proves he is THE way, THE truth and THE life.
Jesus is currently up in heaven in his perfected, resurrected body preparing a place for all those who love him. He will return to the Earth to establish his Kingdom and his people will rule and reign with him through all of eternity.
Jesus is the most influencial human being that has ever lived and will ever live. He sits at God the Father's right hand and rules and reigns over the universe that God has entrusted to him.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 25, 2007
Get the Jesusmug.