Jenking Off

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out

"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".

by hedup34 May 1, 2009

jenking

when a guy&girl have sex in one of their parents room. THIS IS A MORTAL SIN.

person 1: "Dude I have something to tell you..."
person 2: "What?"
person 1: "me&Lonnie were jenking last night I'm goin' to hell."

by lonlover6point9 October 26, 2011

Jenkin

Somebody who spends his whole life going after one specific girl.

Hey! Haven't you been going after that girl for 3 years?

Yeah, I'm doing a Jenkin.

by Steve Cubson February 26, 2015

Thomas Jenkinson

Likes brownies and gki takeaway. Usually a sweat at Fifa and likes annoying George on warzone. He loves an airport tower drop on warzone or stadium

Thomas jenkinson should work at an airport

by Up the theodorous army May 18, 2020

jenkin off

a nickname for your friend if his last name is jenkins

what’s up jenkin off

by fronite best game April 20, 2020

jenkin breath

when you have a case of horrendously bad breath, deadly enough to kill 3 cows.

"Eugh... You can tell this guy doesn't brush very often..."
"Yeah, he's got a mad case of jenkin breath!"

by Otis Cow September 1, 2023

The Jenkin's Special

The act of mowing box and jerking off at the same time.

Whoa check it out. He is in there giving that girl the Jenkin's Special

by baconblaster July 11, 2009