Jackonomous Linkasaurus

A pre-historic creature make completely of beef jerky.

A staple in the diet of the mighty Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the smaller Slimterotops Jimeri.

by Adolfalus-Huxley June 25, 2010

jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017

Jacking Ass

When someone is tryharding in a FPS game

This fatass on the other team is jacking ass

by Vietcong_bushcreeper December 20, 2020

Jacking Off

Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing

Dude 1: Bro I'm the world champion at jacking off
Dude 2: We need to get you some bitches fast

by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023

Coat Jacking.

When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..

You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.

by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012

Photo-Jacking

In a similar vein to photobombing, however instead of getting in the photo, you steal other peoples cheesy tourist shots by getting in the way of the photographer and taking the shot on your own camera.

"Look at these tourists posing for Eiffel tower hold up pics"

"Time for some Photo-Jacking"

by photojacker January 11, 2012