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Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around
Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"
by cape hatrack September 10, 2022
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Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.
I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
by Lalake tt August 20, 2018
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Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january
I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.
by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020
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jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know
by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 24, 2022
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Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...
"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"
by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
by wabiisabii October 23, 2016
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