Jabber

One who is generally sleazy, sneaky, and cunning, soley for his benifit.

Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.

There's something about her boyfriend I don't like. He seems like a bit of a jabber.

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber

by cjames May 11, 2006

Jaber

He is the fucking shit bruh even if he is an ugly peice of shit

Jaber my nigga yea yea

by Jabersucksisakdick March 6, 2019

Jabberwatchy

A stupid word made up by some idiots at an ad firm for the evil cable tv entity know as Comcast.

We use ads with stupid words like jabberwatchy to entice low brow customers into paying ridiculous amounts of money for crappy cable service.

by Ihatecomcast August 30, 2007

Jabez

Name given to a form of human male species found in the slums of southern england. He can be seen wearing rolled up trousers, baring his hairy ankles, white t shirts and a denim jacket, used to catch his prey: ginger males with an adddiction to racing.

A Jabez also has long extremeties allowing him to reproduce from a distance.

Look at that Jabez sitting in a slum.

by elixsey June 16, 2010

jables

n carnivorous or bloodsucking aquatic or terrestrial worm typically having a sucker at each end.

don't go in the water, it's infested with jableses.

by neiti March 22, 2005

jabbles

(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.

The Death Cab for Cutie show was populated by a few hundred jabbles.

by thisshitisgenius May 4, 2008