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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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Jack off january

Jack off january is when a man or boy can jack off as many times as they want as long as it accuser in january
I hope jack off january comes soon im ready.
by jakepaul124 November 17, 2020
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jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.
Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!
by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024
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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
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Jack Off

When you play any of the Jackbox party pack games competitively
Jimmy: Hey man wanna jack off with me?
Carr: sure thing bro I love jacking off
by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024
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Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Consumed by hate and guilt,she'll never retire
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill
by k3r0sen May 2, 2023
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jack off junky

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.
by HandyHoe January 28, 2017
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