Fun-itis

When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.

Bro why does your wife always come down with a serious case of fun-itis when we go hang out.

by 812 mafia September 5, 2025

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Bitch nigga itis

When you are sick like a little bitch nigga

Joe has diarrhea, and keeps pooping his pants. Sounds like he’s got the bitch nigga itis

by Big_Dick_Johnson_69 July 30, 2021

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American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.

"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."

by vaqlued June 8, 2023

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I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 1, 2024

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