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The Tom Perkins Initiative

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.
by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014
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The Horizon Initiative

a bunch of people in a religious congregation that also don't like the SCP Foundation. so yeah, obviously they have guns because THATS WHAT REAL CHRISTANS DO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
THI Guy 1: Help me! I've been shot!
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.
by man of many mans August 26, 2023
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In over my head and balls deep in it

Incapable of doing anything more.
No way I can make those changes in time! - Im in over my head and balls deep in it already...
by ^^!$#@ November 29, 2018
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In It

A quick way to say to your mate that you would love to shag that hot chick.
Hey Bandit, see that chick over there?? I would love to be “In It”.
by Double Doubles May 6, 2020
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In it for the lols

Watching an anime primarily because it has loli character shenanigans in it.
Dude 1: So you really think Strike Witches is that great of an anime?

Dude 2: Nah, not really, I'm just in it for the lols.
by anonymous May 8, 2022
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sasquatch'in it UP

Trampin' through da Back woodz with a giant erection and confusion. OH HELL NAHYEAH banana.
you've been evicted from my river

hell yeah.
dont u damn steal my pocket lotion. i need that shit like water.
watcha doin brobro, squatchin it up???
yeah. shit. chillin.
fuck noice. so u mean that sasquatch'in it UP is the same for all friends.
by chadandchixx October 7, 2021
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my heart isn't in it

"My parents want me to be a lawyer, but my heart isn't in it so I will be a journalist."
by Nany165 June 7, 2017
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