A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.
by Andy Holman October 10, 2005
vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.
by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008
One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??
P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away
NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away
NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!
by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009
by sJaAbCaKiSsOgNay August 28, 2006
A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.
Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.
Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.
Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ
by The Fourth Kind June 09, 2012
by Zazzerina August 19, 2015
Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!
by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013