Alternative facts

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.

I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.

by Cashews and guacamole March 24, 2017

black fact

when a black man recites a fact that may be known to be true but cannot be proven at that exact moment

"man, i hear that nickle n dima jenny has da loooosest pussy on da block."

"pimp, dat just a black fact"

by whitechocolate1984 August 11, 2009

personal fact

Something you claim to be a true fact just because you said it was so.

Guy: "You are beautiful."
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "Personal fact! You are gorgeous!"

by BS9 August 09, 2011

Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 26, 2017

Cat facts

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.

So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!

by Abe gold April 10, 2017

opinionated fact

a strong opinion on something based largely on facts

opinionated fact: President Obama is black, but he isn't that black

by Rizzle51 October 07, 2009

Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.

"You Sir, are a fact-tard."

by Perry C. September 03, 2006