Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

Tri-hyper

When 3-93 people become hyper at the same time forming one being more power than anything else with one goal which is to destroy the planet.

Hippopotamus one:What happened to the human race
Hippopotamus two :They became tri-hyper and the bat developed Covid 19 to get rid of the world destroyer.

by Strange death May 4, 2020

Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.

A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"

by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025

Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020

Hyperism

A condition of being super hyper without an underlying condition causing a person to be hyper.

I’m so happy it causes me to have hyperism.

by Nellieg76 January 22, 2021

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Hypers Hangout

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Person A:What is Hypers Hangout
Person B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by pplridots March 13, 2022