Human

A shitty type of ape that took some weed

Human ape

by Man of china November 2, 2019

Humanity

An outdated term first coined in the 13th Century which describes an ideological yet ludicrous sense of global and ethical coexistence amongst Human-Beings.

Before execution a prisoner looks to his King and asks

"where is your humanity?!".
*The King Laughs*

by Fingerguns January 20, 2016

Human

A useless wastefulness of space and oxygen that could be destroyed and this earth would live better. They are destroying this planet quickly. The only use they have is to destroy.

Human there that bad.

by China for good January 27, 2020

Human

The term used to describe an individual whose relationship to you is between a slam piece and dating. This term covers the entire time period in which you two are a "thing", but do not yet have a title.

"Where was Alex last night?"
"She was at her human's house watching a movie."

by KarPaige17 October 25, 2014

Human

The biggest fuck-up in the history of nature.

Humans are so dumb.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Human

Living being

That Human over there is named Jillian

by MiMi1126 May 9, 2014

Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop

Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil

by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018