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Highest Paid Person's Opinion. Failing orgs usually have a HiPPO-wins culture. Often spotted in pre-digital\digital-denying companies with towering hierarchies. Bad decisions are made by managers who have never written a line of code in their lives and little knowledge versus the software engineers beneath them.
Software engineer: Why have we just spent a gazillion dollars on Oracle licences?
Software engineer2: Oh, a passing salesman pitched to our HiPPO head of department, and now he wants the DBAs to write our business logic in Stored Procedures
by bucolicdictionary March 23, 2021
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Ginger Hippo

The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
by knifeguywithaknife January 16, 2011
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hungry hippo booty

A phrase used to describe girls with luscious big healthy butts.
Dang, you know that girl must like to eat her cornbread. She's got a tasty ass hungry hippo booty.
by FilmerRaw March 17, 2011
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Squishy Hippo

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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Hippo-crite

A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.

You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
by The Truth about People September 6, 2013
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velvet hippo

An endearing term that refers to a pit bull terrier breed of dog
Just adopted a velvet hippo from the shelter today.
by anonymous January 10, 2021
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hungry hungry hippo

A sexual procedure preformed by a woman or a man on a man. The act of eating or chewing on the mans testicles as a hungry hungry hippo would do to the balls in the game.
- Hey Mikey i heard that girl gave you a hungry hungry hippo.

- Mate it wasnt just her, we were playing four player!

- Ew.
by Levi B. December 16, 2007
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