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Soccer Hooligan

Devotees of a particular style of British Ambassadorship who get their training in and around the soccer grounds of Britain and in the pubs thereabouts.

Such training involves the development of debilitating martial arts, environmental trashing, the highest forms of foul-mouthed language and the use of recreational drugs including large quantities of alcohol.

These highly trained paragons are then given short-term diplomatic posts overseas where they attempt to convey the meaning of Britishness using all the skills at their disposal.

Such is the importance of these ambassadors that they invariably get a police escort.
The Chief Constable of Roma sighed heavily and called a meeting in which he cancelled all leave for the weekend that the British Soccer Hooligans were expected over to conduct negotiations with their Italian friends.
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Holiday Shores

A little place near Edwardsvile, IL that is considered to most people as a completely different town, although there aren't too many resource stops within it. Residents of Edwardsville usually have to go about 35 minutes by car to get to Holiday Shores, and vice versa. Holiday Shores is not very multicultural, it mainly consists of long-haired white kids who ride BMX bikes, smoke weed and do backflips all day. Residents who live in Holiday Shores try to make it widely known that they live there. While it is a nice community of people, the houses aren't too great and people still have to ride almost 40 minutes to get to school / get groceries. Still, great fun can be found in Holiday Shores.
"Hey dad, can I go to Sean's house?"

"Sure, where's he live?"
"Holiday Shores,"
*Dad ponders for about 40 minutes on whether to spend gas on his child*
by supadupaGAI October 8, 2011
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One who is addicted to sending out college applications and anything related to applying for college.
dude 1: dude, why do you get so much college junk mail?
dude 2: i'm a college app-a-holic.
dude 1: dude. that's really lame.
by sirnaqvi February 11, 2009
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holiday

time away from work/ school

wonderfulest part of the year.. especially when the holiday is for weeks/months
by lkjjhghj April 28, 2009
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hooligan

young foolish person who gallavants and roams the streets causing trouble.
See punk or hoodlum.
You little hooligans stay off my lawn and out my neighborhood!
by happyjoy July 12, 2004
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hooliganism

Drunk football fans usually participate in hooliganism after their team beats their rival.
by AJAW May 22, 2004
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holiday

Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.
my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.
by da hood' November 22, 2004
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