D Hoff

A fat obnoxious old peice of shit. Usually gets beaten on and ocasionally gets the shit kicked out of him by little kids. Term used for beating someone up.

I am going to D Hoff that stupid bully at school tomorrow

by johnsearupinhear March 5, 2009

Julia Hoffman

The most loyal and true friend you can possibly have. She is gorgeous, she just can't see it. She has a kind heart, and thinks of others before herself. She usually ends up hurting in relationships because all the guys she likes are total jerks. She deserves a man who will treat right. She is a precious gem. She will always be gorgeous, an amazing poet, and honestly a loyal and true friend.

Jack: I told Julia Hoffman all my secrets last night
Me: She knows all mine, I trust her with my life
Jack: I know, she's so loyal. She's my best friend.
Me: No she's mine, backoff.

by Anonymous 1122 October 18, 2012

Swamp Heffa

Clearly, a heffa from the swamp.

I can't stand skunk-haired havin' swamp heffa's.
You ain't nothin' but a heffa from the swamp.
Go back to the swamp, heffa!

by J. Herring & C. Nizer September 25, 2010

hoffsexual

Any man who is not native to Germany and yet can stir teutonic passions with an arrogant self denial of their own inescapable naffness, which may take the form of (but not exclusively): an outrageously large curly head of hair, shirtless leather outfits, 80's style dad dancing, or general homoerotic behaviour. Non-Germanic types may suffer extremes of emotion when if the vicinity of a hoffsexual. See also hoff, hasselhoff and bowiesexual

That twat is soooo hoffsexual, I don't know whether to laugh my spleen up or make him eat his own legs.

by LeBeourfCurtaine November 14, 2005

HAFFA

Acronym meaning: Hot From Far Away. Usually used to describe a girl, whose features appear pleasing from a suitable distance but when viewed at close range are much less satisfactory.

Jennifer is quite a HAFFA, dont u think?

by Adict June 11, 2003

hoffetts

what david hasselhoff's dancers are called.

bob:those hoffetts are really great.
wife:*turns television off*

by letusbeus December 10, 2006

Heffatail

a big fat geezer with a big pony tail

david seaman's dad is a heffatail

by sam bishop October 13, 2007