heavy hair

When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.

Ugh. When I got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.

by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010

Heavy Hotties

Beefy babes who got it goin' on from the neck up!!

Damn yo! I was watchin the E! lastnight, and there be some Heavy Hotties on that shit! I'm talking Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Coolidge, Nikki Blonsky...all that phat ass!

by dirtylittlepretty October 6, 2010

heavenly hogs

A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.

Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

heavy sleeper

Sleep through a lot of noise

She's a heavy sleeper because she can sleep while the loud music is playing

by Edat310 May 18, 2018

Heavensphile

(noun) A person who loves the sky. Shows Admiration towards the sky or atmosphere. The Lover of the Sky.

I love the the sky so much, im obsessed with it, therefore i am an Heavensphile.

by 621official January 29, 2019

Heaven's zero

When you ball out of your mind and go crazy because of doing nothing

-Kimerax Gaming

I feel like I'm having a Heaven's zero help me

by Yuuwumi December 29, 2019

Heavily lunged

A large-breasted woman

When Debby Boothman came to the door clad only in a tank-top I finally realized how heavily lunged she was.

by AntoineStumpf June 30, 2021