crap herder

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later

Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Cereal Herding

While eating cereal, the process of herding the last few pieces to one side of the bowl so that you may get them all in one spoonful.

I was cereal herding this morning and got all 6 of my last fruit loops in one spoonful.

by B*ROCK December 28, 2009

Yeti Herding

The act of adding a large amount of stupid, slow or ugly people on a social networking site.

Person 1: Have you seen all those people Alice added? She does not even know them.
Person 2: Yes, she is just Yeti Herding.

by Mr Oops January 11, 2010

Bush Herder

Noun. Person who usually arrives with a group of women. Alternatively, the title given to a person tasked with bringing women to a party or event.

This shindig is a sausage fest, we need a bush herder.

by Buckeye Fodder June 23, 2016

Gammon Herder

A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.

'Did you see Piers turn the gammons against Trump? Hes one hell of a Gammon Herder'

by Javiwhite January 7, 2021

Nerf Herder

n. i.Star Wars counterpart for "douchebag"
ii. one who herds nerfs

"You're a nerf herder"

by Admirial_Ackbarr April 15, 2010

The Herdsman

1. Angel of Death

2. Monarch to the kingdom of the dead

3. Infamous

4. Butcher

The Herdsman of the past feasted on the souls of the dead earning this title.

by Zachary G January 3, 2006