heebersheebergaben

the skin between the labia and the thigh

There was a tick on her heebersheebergaben.

by qwertyundying October 1, 2025

Heifer Hideaway

Female counterpart to a “man cave”

Come on over and will hang in the heifer hideaway.
It’s not a she shed it’s a heifer hideaway. No chickens allowed.

by ashane November 3, 2025

Heiferheaded

An obstinate, aggressive, unyielding, unthinking female. The female version of a bullheaded man.

She was so heiferheaded I couldn't reason with her.

by Velvet Tongue December 20, 2025

Heifer-headed

A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.

While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

Honky Heffer

It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles

Dude last night that honky heffer was great!

by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009

Border heeler

Cross between a border collie and a blue heeler.

Did you see that pretty dog? Must be a Border Heeler

by skycody515 June 14, 2011