hamster fetus

what you say when you are put in an awkward position and you want to change the subject quickly

Person #1: what color are you testicles?

Person #2: hamster fetus

by gunterleezer May 8, 2005

Haps

abbrieviation of happening, best usedin a rhyming sentence as shown below

whats the haps paps?
(how are you father?)

by fidogg April 16, 2004

hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.

1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

hamster

a meat dish served by contractor KBR (Kellogg, Brown and Root) to US soldiers in Iraq consisting of deep fried chicken cordon bleu, which based on its size, shape and color looks remarkably like a small furry animal commonly called a hamster.

by a solder standing in the KBR chow line, "I'll have two hamsters please."

by joe californian December 20, 2007

ass hamster

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'

by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003

Ass Hamsters

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.

1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class

by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008

ghetto hamster

A racial slur directed at a black child (a disposible pet).

*white child* mom we need a new ghetto hamster my old one began to steal things.

by Colonal Sanders July 5, 2003