have ass

To be physically attractive; to have an appealing physique. The third-person form is got ass.

"A big fine woman'll make you smile when she pass you
Damn that girl sexy, her mamma got ass too."
-Juvenile, "Mamma Got Ass"

Steve: "Maaan, this party at Wellington's house is going to suck baaaalllls."
Kevin: "Word to your mother. Working for that guy is a bitch. I can only imagine what that old stiff's family is like."
*Ding Dong*
Hot girl: "Hello, I'm Mr. Wellington's daughter Tiffany."
Steve: "BAZOOING! Damn that girl is hot!"
Kevin: "No kidding dude. I didn't expect old Wellington's daughter to have ass like that. Did you see the rack on that smokin' piece of tail?"
Steve: "Hell yeah man! I'd love to give those tig ol' bitties a good motorboating."
Mr. Wellington (having overheard): "Ahem...speaking of having ass, how about you two have your asses out of the office by Monday? You're fired."

by Nicholas D February 27, 2011

Have a Cigar

...to relax chill out disregarding any care in the world. usually at a social setting.

Guy1: hey man, its getting pretty late, think we gotta bounce. Guy2: Dude no friggin' way, its not even two. whats with ya? chill, Have a Cigar

by principal stinkface December 29, 2008

Having a Mauriello

The predecessor to "Having a Milardo" which encompasses all of the same aspects of "Having a Milardo" but is most likely accompanied by crying and throwing all the papers off of one's desk.

"After I redid that action plan for Ms. Daisy for like the hundredth time, I just lost it and had a Mauriello. I threw all the versions of the document all over the floor and began to scream and cry like a little girl."

by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004

Have a fag

1. Smoke a cigarette. (British Informal)

2. Have sex with a homosexual. (American)

I’m going out to have a fag.

I had that fag last night. Twice.

by BR69 October 24, 2018

Having Hoes

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .

Fred has always been Having Hoes .

by ...oh January 10, 2015

having a life

Having a life is the state of not just being alive but doing something meaningful with it. Often used to insult people who don't have a life like johny.

"Jimmy tried to find the definition of having a life on urban dictionary but there was none he wrote a definition that he thinks is funny" said Johny
"HA HA jimmy doesn't have a life"

by 12345678910101010101010101010 May 17, 2017

have a yarn

To “have a yarn” saying that means to have a chat, very informal and used between friends and family.

Lets me and you have a yarn

by Uncle Carlos November 27, 2020