True Grit Style

A sexual act where you ride a woman as hard and fast as she can go, while carrying a small sick child, until she is ruined. Once you dismount, you blow your load on her head like putting down a horse.

John: Mary isn't gonna make it to the party tonight... I did her True Grit Style at home and I left her on the bedroom floor all covered in goo.

by Poppa_Bear April 12, 2011

you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

Gritsed

When you get killed by a cooked nade in modern warfare

I just got gritsed

by viper0341 February 9, 2010

Grit Box

The imaginary box that must be checked every day if you want to stay gritty.

John: Look how good those cookies look, pass me one.
Liam: Check the grit box, don't eat the cookie.

by anonymous March 16, 2022

squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 27, 2004

Grits

A code word that men used to call a woman that is ugly and not attractive.

Kevin: “Go slide on that girl sitting at that table over there with the pink shirt “
Kyle: Hell nah she’s grits

by Thatboy003 November 7, 2022