man grenade

1: a male cameltoe
2: a male package visible through his pants

"Why does he have to wear spandex? You can see his man grenade from here."

by Tim W July 16, 2008

grenade grill

when a person's teeth are so fucked up it looks like a grenade exploded in his or her mouth.

why do even rich britons have grenade grills?

by dirty rotten scoundrel July 19, 2006

Halo Grenade

(Used mostly in First Person Shooters)

Person who randomly chucks a grenade into the air without a target hoping it will kill someone.

(Alpha) Player 1: Here goes another Halo Grenade!
(Bravo) Player 2: Dude! that noob just killed me with a Halo Grenade!

by Stephen Risinger October 1, 2007

Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)

Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!

by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009

Grenade Whistle

Sometimes you're at the club and you bring a few girls home and you're a little cloudy so you don't realize you brought home grenades. So it's up to your roommate to blow on the Grenade Whistle to snap you out of it and bring you to your senses so you can kick that grenade out.

If you bring a girl home, and you are to drunk to realize she is a grenade. Your friends will sound the Grenade Whistle to let you know that your girl is a grenade!

by Max_Laxin February 20, 2011

Grenade Captain

The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.

It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?

We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.

by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

the grenade

The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.

Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.

by Phillip Kaltenbach March 13, 2007