Goo Goblin

Noun
1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that they are ingesting semen) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.

2. A person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the cum right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear sexy.

"That blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird."

by slapcore pleaser December 4, 2005

Cowboy Goo

Sperm and Tobacco, typically found in dual use spittoons at Gay Cowboy ranches. See song titled, "When the Cowboys go Homo" from the Bubba the Love Sponge Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.

Don't swaler whats in that spittoon, thats my Cowboy Goo you big silly!

by 6Ned9 December 23, 2009

goo stew

syn. fuck gravy
a hot mixture of bodily secretions including but not limited to: saliva, semen, and vaginal secretions...

"After the orgy Stevey and Joe had to have the goo stew steam cleaned out of their mattress"

"I had some fuck gravy left on my scrotum and Kassie licked it off. That girl is fucking wild."

by birthmarks December 28, 2007

fag-goo

A thick syrup-like substance having many applications and coming from the explosion of an especially faggish person.

"Dude! Dako didn't let go of the fire works, now there is just a pile of fag-goo."

"Don't say that in church! God's gunna smite you and there'll be fag-goo everywhere!"

by Drago 71 July 31, 2009

goo rag

A towel, or washrag, that a man ejaculates onto after masturbation.

My mom does my laundry, but I make sure to privately launder my goo rag.

by Andy Holman October 14, 2005

Gabba goo

A fun non sequitur said in a Jersey accent. Also sometimes used in place of “you know what I mean” or “know what I’m sayin?” or “forget about it.”

That’s the type of guy he is! Gabba goo!
We’ve never been here before, how would we know the specials? Gabba goo!
It wasn’t a real bet, I don’t owe you no $50! Gabba goo!
If there’s one thing I ain’t, it’s cheap! Gabba goo.

by Brandonmical April 24, 2022

Majin goo

Extremely gooey semen. So gooey and thick that it's almost elastic like Majin buu.

I've never done anal before, but when I did, I watched my Majin goo drip all out of her bum

by Shitcakedasshairs March 1, 2017