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Goldfish poop 

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
Goldfish poop by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
A cute little fish

It radiates warmth and happiness by its warm colours

It's kind and caring and forgetful but has a warm heart
She is my goldfish
Goldfish by Thegoldsishgirl June 11, 2023

Goldfishing

I'm pornography, when the guy is ready to cum he takes his penis from his co-star, the co-star gets on their knees, looks skyward with mouth agape and eagerly awaits bring fed. Just like Goldfish in a tank when they see that food is about to be put in the water.

My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.
I thought she was really conservative but then I saw her Goldfishing for the entire rugby team Saturday night.
Goldfishing by Mike Oxbernt June 21, 2023
Cool, smart, lucky mofos like Arian
You radiate goldfish energy - massive goldfish energy dare I say.
Goldfish by chubbybeespls July 10, 2023
The polar opposite of a catfish; not photogenic but really attractive in person
Carolina is such a goldfish it’s great!
Goldfish by CrustMstBust December 28, 2023

Goldfish Moment™ 

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.
May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.