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Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. It is know that a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything
by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022
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Garrett

Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.
Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.
by nhlax28 April 30, 2022
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garrett elison

by Ggelite May 20, 2018
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Garrett

That is so garrett!
by GarrettRhettFein September 15, 2025
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Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 23, 2021
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Garrett

An annoyingly sweet boy who will suck your dick for free but will also love you with all of his heart and a smile that is contagious and a laugh that will have you laughing along and some eyes that could kill you
He is such a faggot but that's Garrett
by Tgwysuwghfjxiw January 9, 2019
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Garrett shuffle

When your doing the upside down worm and a hot girl is riding you at the same time.
Last night I did the Garrett shuffle in my bed room.
by Weenpeen21garrett April 1, 2019
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