schitz@ffectionate

(Adverb)//(v) schizaffection/:
1. The description of the love or affection from a schitzophrenic person *

(possibly) experiencing symptoms at the time..

2. The description of loving or being loved so unpredictably and unrealistically or obsessively that when acted upon appears crazy to anyone else.

1- "You must be getting a lot of schitz@ffection from your new bf you met in the psych ward," lol

2- "Wow baby, last night was so schitz@ffectionate!Us having sex after you stealing a ladder from a neighbor's yard and climbing in my window"

by Terrable twisted December 10, 2020

Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.

Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.

by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023

ghetto friction

eh yo fellas ghetto friction is when you rub up against someone and go all the way down to the floor and up but either you or your partner(s) has to have his/her face on the ground and succesfully make it up into an upright position

sweet silver sacajaweas!, jc and twaeqeesha just got on some of that ghetto friction up on the dance floor-back to yo block

by the jeepsta November 26, 2004

Fearection

Fear that you might get an erection soon.

You know what I'm talking about.

Shawn, every time that I see your mom, I get a fearection.
Sorry it had to be so public.

by blinktoday August 29, 2009

frictionless

vacuous, ill-defined, unachievable

"This plan is totally frictionless."

by Brexit2016 March 2, 2018

friction

The shortening of "freak chin"

"Hey your boyfriend has a freak chin so we call him friction."

by Megan Eason October 17, 2008

function

an expert with a glock

OMfg he is a function with that thing

by John April 8, 2003