liquid funk

If dnb and jungle had a baby, then dubstep and trance had a baby, and both those kids grew up and had a baby together, that would be liquid funk.

Also known as: Eargasm.

Hey man, I was listening to some liquid funk the other day, and I eargasm'd

by JesusGreen April 14, 2010

ear funk

The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.

Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009

dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden November 10, 2007

popcorn funk

The smell of sweaty, unwashed balls. Similar to the salty aroma of popcorn.

"My boyfriend wanted me to lick his balls, but he had total popcorn funk going on down there!"

by aliD February 06, 2008

Wrinkle Funk

The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"

Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"

Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"

by Atlanta'cuse February 17, 2011

thelonious funk

The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.

Syn: the herbie jamcock

Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.

by macNchee March 15, 2014

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004