Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.

Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Frosty gym

Is where you shit into a mould freeze it and use it as a dildo

Man kinky leela loves getting a frosty gym

by Big Kirby January 19, 2021

Frosty Tom

A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.

Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom

Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"

by Mountaineer426 October 26, 2016

frosty windshield

when a polar bear craps on your face

things got intense last night, i totally got a frosty windshield

by nickh702 November 3, 2010

frosty wank

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.

Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then

by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015

frosty cat

(1) Hardly ever used vagina.

"Too bad Anna wouldn't give it up, I woudn't mind getting to that frosty cat in her pants."

by xxxsomebodyxxx September 13, 2008

frosty jim

Urinating into a condom then freezing it, then allowing the female to use it as a dildo

She was happy to receive the frosty jim

by Agginroodpart February 8, 2015