french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit french murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021

reverse-french

Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!

Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?

Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru

Brad: That's freakin' sweet.

by TheGBs April 20, 2010

French Fuckup

Notre Dame on the 15th of April 2019. Another synonym for this would also be Melted Bible.

I worked at Notre Dame under the French Fuckup

by T0b14s October 20, 2019

french bowl

When a woman sits on your face and you French kiss her bunghole.

Jimmy girlfriend was so happy that he French bowled

her last night.

by Fronadil June 20, 2016

French Class

Nap time!

“Yay it’s French Class! Time to get some sleep”

by Kullackmyass April 30, 2019

French Toothbrush

Directly after having anal sex, this is the act of rubbing one's penis in the mouth of the one being penetrated while ejaculating. This will form a white frothy, yet off-colored, substance on the teeth and tongue of that certain individual.

Stay away from those in Montreal. They love using you for their french toothbrush. Those Montreal types are crazy, yo.

by OnTourIn12 March 18, 2015

French Trick

A 19th century slang for blow job with a female prostitute.

The street walker made a name for herself by being the queen of the French Trick as she feared getting the clap or even pregnant.

by Danog26 February 24, 2010