Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

sextuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twelve great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Sextuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

quattuordecuple-fourth-cousin

Quattuordecuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-eight great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My quattuordecuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021

irregular-duodecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-three great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-duodecuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

co-fourth-cousin-in-law

Spouse's fourth-cousin's spouse.

My co-fourth-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

undecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-two great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Undecuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

may the fourth

on this day, anyone who knows zakwan must give him food. if you're rich, football boots please.

"today is may the fourth! I will give zakwan food!"

by oleinthemud December 3, 2021