Hym "That's what I found out. And if you're wondering why your kids keep getting raped in their little holes... Why they keep getting murder by their own classmates... Why your plane nose dives into the ground... It isn't the type of person doing it... They just drew the short straw."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the Found out mug.a reference to both fork found in kitchen and the fact that important moments between Buck and Eddie (buddie) from 9-1-1 are often in either Eddie's or Buck's kitchen
Person A: It's kinda funny when Buck is with Ravi, he only talks about Eddie
Person B: Buddie found in kitchen
Person B: Buddie found in kitchen
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Get the Found Religion mug.A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.
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Get the found the american mug.Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.
"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"
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Get the Fork found in kitchen mug.A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
Get the I found a purple rock! mug.And so did you! And all it took was for dozens of children to die as a result out targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and everyone on YouTube either agreeing or being coerced into keeping it a secret for you.
Hym "She found true love as a result of a list I wrote and a shared secret regarding targeted harassment resulting in mass murder. A secret that I will murder children to expose and refuse to pay politicians to keep. So I know for a fact AOC knows about it. How many child deaths do you want on you conscience? We got 2 mass murders. The first one in 2016. Then we got the one where guy said he qould kill kids in advance and the FBI showed up and couldn't do anything likely because the recording was illegally obtained. Then we got the train stabbing where there is a non-zero probably that schizophrenia isn't real and, rather, people are being singled out for immiseration. And then we're have the patracide/matracide in Wasau. I live in Wisconsin and know what the people around here are like. And then we got Rob Reiner. So between 2 and 5 mass murders. All because Taylor doesn't like how I talk about rape and child murder on the internet. Absolutely preventable, by the way. I already stopped at least 1. Taylor has stopped zero. Also invented AI. She has a million dollars and I do not."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2025
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