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morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together
i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.
by big.cock September 16, 2017
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Magical Forest

The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.
Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.
by Blano July 10, 2017
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Greasy Forest

The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised
Damn you should get that Greasy Forest sorted.

Are you a Greasy Forester?
by Sherazzy's Dad July 17, 2018
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buried forest deciduously insulated

something from bfb 14 xd
Person 1: do you like bfdi?

Person 2: ah yes, I do love buried forest deciduously insulated
by ChespinPheoct June 1, 2022
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El Foresto

El Foresto, translating roughly to "The Forest" is usually used to describe a man or a woman with a large amount of pubic hair.
Person A: Finian is so cute!
Person B: Yeah, but I heard he's El Foresto.
by sugoma balls July 16, 2023
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Tropical Dorm Forest

Typically occurring in college dorms, this term was invented to describe the failure of a dorm room's air conditioning unit.
Oh fuck man, they still haven't fixed my tropical dorm forest, shit's about to be Noah's Ark 2.0
by Junnn September 30, 2011
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cleared the forest

Taking a shit (Dropping logs) and smoking weed (Burning trees) at the same time
Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.

Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.
by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015
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