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artsy fartsy

Trying too hard to be artistic; an overly strong interest in appearing to be aesthetically aware.

From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.
I don't like his paintings - they're a little bit too artsy fartsy.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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cake farts

What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.

Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.
by RobFrunkis October 18, 2008
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fartsack

1. Sleeping bag

2. A sack full of farts, much like the bag of winds given to Odysseus by Aeolus in Homer's "The Odyssey". Often used as a device to propel ships.

3. See "crapsack"
1. Did you bring your fartsack?

2. I've been stuck on this boat in the middle of the ocean for days! I could really use a fartsack right now!

3. The waiter was being a total fartsack.
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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Airplane Farts

The gas experienced en masse by travelers, after an airline flight during which peanuts are the only "food" available.

Characterized by their own unmistakable, unique aroma. Can also occur during other times not related to air travel.
Bob: Duuuude! I ate all the Snickers and Baby Ruths from the kids' Halloween bags, and now I have wicked airplane farts!

Tom: (wafting the air) Dude! I noticed!
by Chrome Toaster January 26, 2009
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White Cake Farts

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.
by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014
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angry farts

A fart that is loud and not healthy. Causes dismay upon guests in your presence.
His angry farts made me want to cut his head off and poop down his neck.
by getchasome. May 24, 2009
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fortsync

a thot who keeps itspixel in her closet and has no fking toes coz john ate them all. ching chong ur religion is wrong
let's do a Fortsync and not post for 2 months and still get 10 thousand followers.
by tybaltalt May 16, 2019
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