Playing Fookey

"Playing Fookey": When you skip doing something you *should* be doing to be on Facebook instead.

"She didn't come in to work today. She met a new guy online and is playing Fookey with him"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010

april foolery

When everyone be like "lol I like you...APRIL FOOLS". Or when everyone makes fake food and pulls lame pranks.... IT JUST WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME.

Me: I'm tired of all this April Foolery, people should grow up.

by Dogeibits April 2, 2017

Fooser

One who is so bad at the game of foosball, that he actually makes others he plays with or against equally as bad. Just by looking that this person, you will go bad...for life. Some might call this person a "Total Loser", this is incorrect. He is a fooser.

Someone in the room, who's name rhymes with Karl, is a total fooser.

by steve February 6, 2003

flooker

1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)

so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker

by Al March 1, 2004

Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

bowlfinger cum foofer

the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball

Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.

Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Bram: Boi

by theoriginalbramasarus April 15, 2009

Foomer

Foomer are born from (1930s) to the (1940s). there isnt many i would assume since the 1930s to now its pretty long. but basically its a person who is even worse then a boomer. who thinks that zoomers and gen x people are retards.
saying such things as "SHUT UP ZOOMER" and "TRUMP IS BETTER THEN OBAMA" and more retarded things.

"SHUT UP FOOMER"

by Nicks Definitions November 21, 2019