flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

flop em jalopems by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007

Flop Artist

A person that always gets something wrong...or someone that just flops on a daily basis, at everything they attempt.

Such things include not being able to keep your end of a deal, embarasing yourself and others, just anything thats just generally going to make you look like a fool, will equate to you becoming a Flop Artist.

guy 1 - hey watch this perfect parralel park
guy 2 - dude, you never get it the first time
guy 1 - fool, watch me
****totally flops parralel park****
guy 2 - your such a flop artist
guy 1 - .....yeah

teacher - Jimmy wheres your homework
Jimmy - i left it at home again, miss.
teacher - jimmy, your such a flop artist

Flop Artist by Dee> January 14, 2009